my absurdity

“I’m dead and still a step up!”

Remember “The D Stands For Dead”
Vote FDR 2012

Rayanne Graff life lesson #7:
Life’s a party then you get your stomach pumped, and then its a party again. The end.

-This has been a Rayanne Graff life lesson-

Nothing’s gonna be alright

Personally I find that a 115 degrees seems to be that magical point at which my face actually begins to melt. So all in all, this should be a very reliable representation what will be me soon enough, I guarantee it. Oh Arizona, what an awfully evil evil place you are.

I like to call this the Stephanie, and if you learn all these moves and repeat them perfectly, wearing an exact replica of her outfit you can actually rip a hole in the space time continuum. That’s how amazing this is, believe you me.

I assume she’s talking about her pussy hole, so duly noted Ivy.

Me and Lerch are in perfect agreement here, there is no such thing as an inappropriate time for some good eye rolling and hard sighing.

Remember that Facts of Life episode where Joe kidnaps and holds Misses Garrett hostage because, Miss G rebuffed her aggressive lesbian shenanigans. That was a good episode, really real in its realness, really.